Maddox: I'm scared.
Me: What are you scared of?
X: The shadows. And fire. And the fire detectors.
Me: The shadows are just light. And the fire detectors keep us safe.
X: If you keep lighting matches after I poop, you might burn the house down.
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Chava (an hour past bedtime): Maaaaaaaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeee. I need a nose wipe.
A nose wipe!
I need a nose wipe!
I need a bottle!
I neeeeeeeed a boooooootle!
Diaper change?
I need a diaper change!
Maaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeee! I want to watch t.v.!
Okay, just bottle.
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