Things Chava has learned, since turning two:
1. How to be disagreeable. All the time.
2. How to hate her coat/snowsuit with the fire of a thousand suns.
3. That if going boneless doesn't keep Mommy or Daddy from doing something you don't want them to do, going rigid might work.
4. If Maddox is screaming, trying to scream LOUDER is a good idea.
Overheard, in the car last night:
Maddox: Chava, when you and I grow up, we can get married and you can be the mom and I can be the dad.
M: Chava, kids or no kids?
M: Okay, then I will put a seed in your belly and the baby will grown and then you will have to push it out from your bagina.