Me: Maddox, what would you like to drink?
Maddox: A glass of.... BUTTCRACK!
Me: Please don't use that word. Would you like milk or water?
Maddox: I would like watery BUTTCRACK!
Maddox: Chava, can you say BUTTCRACK?
Chava: Butt cream!
Maddox: No, BUTTCRACK!
Maddox: No, BUTTCRACK BUTTCRACK BUTTCRACK!!!
Chava (at the top of her lungs): BUTTCRACK!